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Month: June 2012

The girl-magnet shirt

By bert Posted on June 14, 2012 Posted in haemorrhoid, Limercick, Poetry

There once was a Chair named Bert, Who seemed rather hurt, His wifi enabled bottom all ablaze, Hemmoroids had left him in a daze, At least at RIPE63 he got the shirt. This is a contribution by Mr.T. (who’s name …

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Innovation…

By bert Posted on June 14, 2012 Posted in haemorrhoid, Limercick, Poetry

Hemorrhoids, what should you do being a pain in the butt, so very true the problem has already been solved with wifi equiped chairs involved still not patented, to well you know who.. A submission by a fellow calling himself …

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Let’s ignore that subject, shall we

By bert Posted on June 14, 2012 Posted in haemorrhoid, Limercick, Poetry

Special chairs equiped with WiFi The perfect treat it’s not a lie Hemorrhoids are a bit of a taboo No subject for talk or much you could do you now can have the radiowaves make ‘m fry A submission by …

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Watch where that antenna goes

By bert Posted on June 14, 2012 Posted in haemorrhoid, Limercick, Poetry

When hemorrhoids cause pain Attending Ripe Meetings is indeed very sane Wifi base stations taped under your chair Bring relief & warmth its really quite fair While most other meds are simply in vain A submission by a fellow calling …

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