Something WCIT this way comes
Some day at the carnival WCIT a propsal contained a sqare bracket intervened by a sheikh: a shall should be seek and if it wicked you know where to stick it.
Author: bert
The girl-magnet shirt
There once was a Chair named Bert, Who seemed rather hurt, His wifi enabled bottom all ablaze, Hemmoroids had left him in a daze, At least at RIPE63 he got the shirt. This is a contribution by Mr.T. (who’s name …
Innovation…
Hemorrhoids, what should you do being a pain in the butt, so very true the problem has already been solved with wifi equiped chairs involved still not patented, to well you know who.. A submission by a fellow calling himself …
Let’s ignore that subject, shall we
Special chairs equiped with WiFi The perfect treat it’s not a lie Hemorrhoids are a bit of a taboo No subject for talk or much you could do you now can have the radiowaves make ‘m fry A submission by …
Watch where that antenna goes
When hemorrhoids cause pain Attending Ripe Meetings is indeed very sane Wifi base stations taped under your chair Bring relief & warmth its really quite fair While most other meds are simply in vain A submission by a fellow calling …
Beats Homeopathy
There once was a woman unnamed, Whose sphincter was sore and inflamed, A WIFI base station, Taped to chair in elation, Her personal problem was tamed! This is a submission from JP Mens (@jpmens) to our Haemorrhoid Challenge. (The author adapted it from …
Itch
There was a RIPE network deployed Routers under the chairs were enjoyed But by the end of the week There was more critique ‘Coz each ass had a haemorrhoid This is a submission by Ann Barcomb to our Haemorrhoid Challenge.
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Small subnets are causing us trouble They’re bursting the aggregate bubble We’ve been here before And its now just a bore Who cares if the net goes to rubble Originally published at RIPE47
Gates KBE
Uncle Bill puts an end to our fears He says spam will be dead in 2 years His lawyers will sue Tom, Dick, Harry,… and you Forget email! Lets have some beers Originally published at RIPE47
WTFDTM?
ENUM, DNS, CEF IS-IS and OSPF IP6, BGP CLI & VoIP Layers 1, 2 and 3 – EOF! Originally presented at RIPE46 [*]WTF Does That Mean