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Month: June 2012

haemorrhoid, Limercick, Poetry

The girl-magnet shirt

bert Jun 14, 2012

There once was a Chair named Bert, Who seemed rather hurt, His wifi enabled bottom all ablaze, Hemmoroids had left him in a daze, At least at RIPE63 he got the shirt. This is a contribution by Mr.T. (who’s name …

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haemorrhoid, Limercick, Poetry

Innovation…

bert Jun 14, 2012

Hemorrhoids, what should you do being a pain in the butt, so very true the problem has already been solved with wifi equiped chairs involved still not patented, to well you know who.. A submission by a fellow calling himself …

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haemorrhoid, Limercick, Poetry

Let’s ignore that subject, shall we

bert Jun 14, 2012

Special chairs equiped with WiFi The perfect treat it’s not a lie Hemorrhoids are a bit of a taboo No subject for talk or much you could do you now can have the radiowaves make ‘m fry A submission by …

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haemorrhoid, Limercick, Poetry

Watch where that antenna goes

bert Jun 14, 2012

When hemorrhoids cause pain Attending Ripe Meetings is indeed very sane Wifi base stations taped under your chair Bring relief & warmth its really quite fair While most other meds are simply in vain A submission by a fellow calling …

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