Author: bert

There once was a Chair named Bert, Who seemed rather hurt, His wifi enabled bottom all ablaze, Hemmoroids had left him in a daze, At least at RIPE63 he got the shirt. This is a contribution by Mr.T. (who’s name …

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Hemorrhoids, what should you do being a pain in the butt, so very true the problem has already been solved with wifi equiped chairs involved still not patented, to well you know who.. A submission by a fellow calling himself …

Innovation… Read more »

Special chairs equiped with WiFi The perfect treat it’s not a lie Hemorrhoids are a bit of a taboo No subject for talk or much you could do you now can have the radiowaves make ‘m fry A submission by …

Let’s ignore that subject, shall we Read more »

When hemorrhoids cause pain Attending Ripe Meetings is indeed very sane Wifi base stations taped under your chair Bring relief & warmth its really quite fair While most other meds are simply in vain A submission by a fellow calling …

Watch where that antenna goes Read more »

There once was a woman unnamed, Whose sphincter was sore and inflamed, A WIFI base station, Taped to chair in elation, Her personal problem was tamed! This is a submission from JP Mens (@jpmens) to our Haemorrhoid Challenge. (The author adapted it from …

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There was a RIPE network deployed Routers under the chairs were enjoyed But by the end of the week There was more critique ‘Coz each ass had a haemorrhoid This is a submission by Ann Barcomb to our Haemorrhoid Challenge.