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Author: blogmaster

haemorrhoid, Limercick, Poetry

Antenna Position

blogmaster Jul 1, 2015

We all know poor wi-fi’s a curse, and haemorrhoids surely are worse. But wouldn’t a router Strapped under your pooter Fart radio waves in reverse? To be read with an British English accent, as Limericks are supposed to be read, …

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Limercick, Poetry

Auucchhhhh

blogmaster Apr 20, 2012 Tagged with Piercing, Swag

The handouts are getting inventive As the sponsors give every incentive But a Prince-Albert bar Is going too far And may make some become inattentive Originally Presented at RIPE63

Limercick, Poetry

Odys’sea’

blogmaster Apr 16, 2012

Some people were heard to complain That getting to Rhodes was a pain So we looked on the web And Expedia said Try crossing the sea on a train! Originally presented at RIPE42

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