Uncle Bill puts an end to our fears He says spam will be dead in 2 years His lawyers will sue Tom, Dick, Harry,… and you Forget email! Lets have some beers Originally published at RIPE47
Do you wonder why all geeks go nuts When she, to the music, shakes butts Network groupy for fun But you know what’s the pun Only packets can date peering sluts Originally presented at RIPE43
Bits of octopus, prawns, and dead sheep All piled on a plate in a heap A huge bowl of stew And a cask of wine too Just to write it all down was a feat Originally presented at RIPE43
Some people were heard to complain That getting to Rhodes was a pain So we looked on the web And Expedia said Try crossing the sea on a train! Originally presented at RIPE42
We learnt about MPLS And how to make networks a mess Every new VPN gives your NOC staff fits, when, A fault fix gets harder to guess Originally contributed at RIPE40
IPv6 may be techno-babble And misunderstood by the rabble But when all’s said and done ‘Z’ only scores one In a regular game of Czech scrabble originally contributed at RIPE40